ABOUT

Alright, let's just get through this.

My name is Eli Hart. I'm a comedian from the West Midlands, which is why I sound like this (You can't hear my accent here, but I sound like Gavin, that technician on that Autoglass advert from 20 years ago.)

I'm fatter than I would like to be. I like the sea, my cat and when there isn't a queue at the ATM. I will come to your shit town in the middle of nowhere and do comedy, for the low price of a toffee crisp and a pat on the bum.

Here's a more professional BIO below, written by an educated person:

Hailing from the West Midlands, Eli Hart is a regular on pro line-ups around London, and was shortlisted for the 2025 BBC New Comedy Awards. He was also a finalist in 2024’s Leicester Square New Comedian of the Year and Komedia New Comedy Award 2025. Eli is also a screenwriter, currently working on a feature for a major studio.

“A remarkable astuteness about the minutiae of mundane existence” - Chortle

“An eye for a funny image and and ear for a funny phrase”

- Beyond the Joke

“Imagine a Brummie, even gloomier young Jack Dee”

- Beyond the Joke

“Eli Hart wears glum disappointment with pride, with a downbeat deadpan that suits his West Midlands accent so well.” - Chortle